Sharp Black Oxford: Double Cuff Delight. Dress to Impress.
Right then, fancy a bit of this? It’s not just a… thing, you know. This here is a portal to… well, anywhere really. A pocket-sized universe of possibilities, waiting to be unlocked with a simple… click, perhaps a caress, maybe a forceful tug if you’re feeling particularly bold. Think of it as a blank canvas, a willing accomplice, a silent observer of your wildest whims. Or, you could just use it to, you know, put your keys. Either way, it’s a ruddy good investment, innit? Don't be a ninny, treat yourself.
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