Dazzling Snakeskin Slip-ons: White & Black Patent. Gold Buckle. Bloke's Smart Choice. Shiny & Stylish!
Right then, guv'nor, fancy a gander at this little beauty? It's a proper corker, innit? We're talkin' about a thingamajig, a doodad, a whatchamacallit, so bleedin' marvellous you won't know what hit ya. Got a touch of class, this one, a bit of oomph. It'll sort your life right out, it will. Forget yer troubles, chuck 'em in the bin, this is the ticket, the bee's knees, the dog's bollocks! Get it now, before I change me mind and keep it for meself. You won't regret it, not on yer nelly. Trust me, it's a winner.
£5.63
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